I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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