Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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