I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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