I want you more than these girls want KFC
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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