ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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