does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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