You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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