i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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