You just made me feel so damn special
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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