At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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