Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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