He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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