i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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