I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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