He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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