Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
My hand turned me down
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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