you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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