i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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