Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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