So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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