So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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