in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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