Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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