Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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