I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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