What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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