"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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