Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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