Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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