I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
pop tarts are not kleenex
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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