the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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