My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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