Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i think my mom watched the whole time
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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