Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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