Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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