she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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