at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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