...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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