JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
The Olympian is in my bed
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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