she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
