He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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