My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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