Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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