In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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