If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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