I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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