I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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