I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Randomize
