i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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