in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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