i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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