I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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