walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you win again, gameday.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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