she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
