Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
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