Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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